Humor de pueblu - country humour

[Terechu]

Va un guajín por una caleya llevando de una cuerda a una vaca remolona y pregunta-y un paisano que lu taba viendo:
- A neñu, ¿ande vas tu solu con esa vaca?
- A llevala al toro.
- Y nun pue facelo tu pa?
- No, tien que ser el toro.

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A little boy struggles along a country lane leading a reluctant cow by a rope and a man who was watching his troubles asks him:
- Say boy, where ya takin' that cow all by yourself?
- To the bull.
- Can't your pa do that?
- Naw, it's gotta be the bull.

[Ron Gonzalez]

President Bush has endorsed a new exercise program for the American people, trying to get them to walk more. The program is called "3 dollars a gallom for gas"